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__ Can you meow so well that you can fake out your cats?
__ Have you ever called your husband/wife by the cat's name by mistake?
__ Do you think of your cats as the "furry kids?"
__ Did you ever decide to buy a house or rent an apartment based solely on
the potential spot for the litter box?
__ Do you think cat hair in your food is a good source of protein?
__ Last Christmas did you spend more money on cat toys than you did on gifts
for the kids or grandkids?
__ Are you at a loss as to how to talk to people who don't own any cats?
__ Does your wallet contain more photos of your cats than your kids or
grandkids?
__ Have you often slept on the very edge of the bed so that you won't
disturb the cat who's sleeping in the very middle?
__ Do you leave messages for the kitty on the answering machine?
__ Have you ever invited a guest to sit down by patting the seat and making
that noise with your pursed lips?
__ Does your answering machine have the cat meowing on the outgoing message?
__ When you go to the bathroom do you think of it as "using the litter box"?
__ Have you made a habit of setting a place at the table for the kitty?
__ Do you know your cat's birthday (or if not, have made a good guess) and
have a birthday party to celebrate?
__ When your husband/wife gives you the ultimatum, "OK, it's me or the cat,"
you don't hesitate for even one second.
__ Do your neighbors talk about you as "the nut with all the cats?"
How many did you answer "yes" to? I think just answering one with a "yes"
is enough to qualify you as a "Cat Person." But the number of yes answers
determines the degree:
***Your "Cat-ability" Score:
1 to 4 yes answers: In training - you could do better, but it's OK, you're
learning.
5 to 8 yes answers: Moderate - working on it, improving nicely. Potential
is there.
9 to 13 yes answers: Extreme - just about there, almost mastered the art.
Keep stretching yourself.
14 to 17 yes answers: Totally possessed, hopelessly devoted, cat-a-holic.
Congratulations!
--selected from Net 153's Sunday Funnies Mid-Week Issue.
If you never went through difficulties, how would you know that I'm a
Deliverer?
If you never had a trial, how could you call yourself an overcomer?
If you never felt sadness, how would you know that I'm a Comforter?
If you never made a mistake, how would you know that I'm forgiving?
If you knew all, how would you know that I will answer your questions?
If you never were in trouble, how would you know that I will come to
your rescue?
If you never were broken, then how would know that I can make you
whole?
If you never had a problem, how would you know that I can solve them?
If you never had any suffering, then how would you know what Jesus
went through?
If you never went through the fire, then how would you become pure?
If I gave you all things, how would you appreciate them?
If I never corrected you, how would you know that I love you?
If you had all power, then how would you learn to depend on me?
If your life was perfect, then what would you need Me for?
THANK YOU, GOD!
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Is your devotion to your cat and "cat things" in the training stage, at a
moderate level, or extreme? Or are you an all out shameless "cat-a-holic?"
Let's just see how you rate as a "cat person," shall we? See how many of
these can you give an HONEST "yes" answer to:

If you never felt pain, then how would you know that I'm a Healer?
--Selected from Entourages Mantle.

Introducing Pastor David Watson, Central Assembly, Springfield, Missouri
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