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When I look at an old drunk and he smiles at me, I see a smelly, dirty person who probably wants money and I look away. My kids see someone smiling at them and they smile back.
When I hear music I love, I know I can't carry a tune and don't have much rhythm so I sit self-consciously and listen. My kids feel the beat and move to it. They sing out the words. If they don't know them, they make up their own.
When I feel wind on my face, I brace myself against it. I feel it messing up my hair and pulling me back when I walk. My kids close their eyes, spread their arms and fly with it, until they fall to the ground laughing.
When I pray, I say thee and thou and grant me this, give me that. My kids say, "Hi God! Thanks for my toys and my friends. Please keep the bad dreams away tonight. Sorry, I don't want to go to Heaven yet. I would miss my Mommy and Daddy."
When I see a mud puddle I step around it. I see muddy shoes and dirty carpets. My kids sit in it. They see dams to build, rivers to cross and worms to play with.
I wonder if we are given kids to teach or to learn from?
No wonder God loves the little children!!
"Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things."
Just a reminder about the important things in life -- I wish you mud puddles and dandelions!
--Author Unknown. Selected from Mikey's Funnies.
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we will rejoice and be glad... (Psalm 118:24)." Have you got a funny bone or two? Can fun connect with faith? You'd better believe it...."Funny Bone Faith" sees humor--AND faith--in the tough times and with God's help, smiles through tears as it triumphs in a Lord who brings joy and laughter to our lives--daily! Enjoy the fun and inspiration--and strengthen YOUR "Funny Bone Faith" right here--today!
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My dearest darling Edward, Dec 25
What a wonderful surprise has just greeted me! That sweet partridge, in
that lovely little pear-tree; what an enchanting, romantic, poetic present!
Bless you, and thank you.
Your deeply loving
Emily
Beloved Edward, Dec 26
The two turtle-doves arrived this morning, and are cooing away in the
pear-tree as I write. I'm so touched and grateful!
With undying love, as always,
Emily
My darling Edward, Dec 27
You do think of the most original presents! Who ever thought of sending
anybody three French hens? Do they really come all the way from France?
It's a pity we have no chicken coops, but I expect we'll find some. Anyway,
thank you so much; they're lovely.
Your devoted Emily
Dearest Edward, Dec 28
What a surprise! Four calling birds arrived this morning. They are very
sweet, even if they do call rather loudly--they make telephoning almost
impossible--but I expect they'll calm down when they get used to their new
home. Anyway, I'm very grateful, of course I am.
Love from Emily
Dearest Edward, Dec 29
The mailman has just delivered five most beautiful gold rings, one for
each finger, and all fitting perfectly! A really lovely present! Lovelier,
in a way, than birds, which do take rather a lot of looking after. The four
that arrived yesterday are still making a terrible row, and I'm afraid none
of us got much sleep last night. Mother says she wants to use the rings to
"wring" their necks. Mother has such a sense of humor. This time she's only
joking, I think, but I do know what she means. Still, I love the rings.
Bless you,
Emily
Dear Edward, Dec 30
Whatever I expected to find when I opened the front door this morning,
it certainly wasn't six socking great geese laying eggs all over the porch.
Frankly, I rather hoped that you had stopped sending me birds. We have no
room for them, and they've already ruined the croquet lawn. I know you
meant well, but let's call a halt, shall we?
Love,
Emily
Edward, Dec 31
I thought I said NO MORE BIRDS. This morning I woke up to find no more
than seven swans, all trying to get into our tiny goldfish pond. I'd rather
not think what's happened to the goldfish. The whole house seems to be full
of birds, to say nothing of what they leave behind
them, so please, please, stop!
Your Emily
Jan 1
Frankly, I prefer the birds. What am I to do with eight milkmaids? And
their cows! Is this some kind of a joke? If so, I'm afraid I don't find it
very amusing.
Emily
Jan 2,
Look here, Edward,
This has gone far enough. You say you're sending me nine ladies dancing.
All I can say is, judging from the way they dance, they're certainly not
ladies. The village just isn't accustomed to seeing a regiment of shameless
viragos, with nothing on but their lipstick, cavorting round the green, and
it's Mother and I who get the blame. If you value our friendship, which I
do (less and less), kindly stop this ridiculous behavior at once!
Emily
Jan 3
As I write this letter, ten disgusting old men are prancing up and down
all over what used to be the garden, before the geese and the swans and the
cows got at it. And several of them, I have just noticed, are taking
inexcusable liberties with the milkmaids. Meanwhile the neighbors are
trying to have us evicted. I shall never speak to you again.
Emily
Jan 4
This is the last straw! You know I detest bagpipes! The place has now
become something between a menagerie and a madhouse, and a man from the
council has just declared it unfit for habitation. At least Mother has been
spared this last outrage; they took her away yesterday afternoon in an
ambulance. I hope you're satisfied.
Sir, Jan 5
Our client, Miss Emily Wilbraham, instructs me to inform you that with
the arrival on her premises at 7:30 this morning of the entire percussion
section of the Boston Symphony Orchestra, and several of their friends, she
has no course left open to her but to seek an injunction to prevent you
importuning her further. I am making arrangements for the return of much
assorted livestock.
I am, Sir, yours faithfully,
G. Creep
Attorney at law
--Selected from Mikey's Funnies.
When I look at a patch of dandelions, I see a bunch of weeds that are going to take over my yard. My kids see flowers for Mom and blowing white fluff you can wish on.
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